I’VE had a gutful of being ugly.
So, I’m going to have to sue my parents.
I mean neither of them are what you’d call unattractive, my sister’s not a bad sort, my brother doesn’t break too many mirrors, but me, I got hit with the stick pretty bad.
So what happened?
There was obviously some form of carelessness in the genetic transfer process, which clearly wasn’t my fault, so someone has to pay.
With pain and suffering, denied opportunities, lost earnings, emotional scarring – I’m probably looking at half a million.
